The other night I had a dream that I was reading in a newspaper about a hugely successful contemporary artist. He purchased Michelangelo's David from the Italians for an unspeakably large amount of money. He then knocked off David's big toe, and replaced it with a "Barbie like" toe, complete with a blond hair coif. He then reintroduced the sculpture to the world as his own artwork. The people of the world were outraged. I thought it was fucking awesome. Best Artwork Evar.